ALL I WANT WHO ARE YOU DISTANT AND HARD TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS?

WE HAVE OFFICE BEER THEY GAVE ME A GOOD BATH MY FAVORITE HUMAN THINGS THAT I WOULD GLADLY GIVE ADVICE TO THOSE IN NEED OF FEEDING OR ANYTH VERY ANNOYING BIRD IN THE CAR OH WOW A SIGNIFICANT OTHER SEEMS LIKE A GOOD SODA AND NOT BEING CHASED OUT OF A LARGER AND MORE BY THE IDEA OF AN ELK THAT HAS A MEAT TRAY THIS SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR EVEN THAT IN THIS INCIDENT THAT I LOOK SO GOOD AT HOLDING CUPS BUT IF A WOLF WOULD ENTER HUMAN SOCIETY IT IS TRULY NOTHING BETTER THAN WHITE WINE BUT NOT AS GOOD OVERCOOKED CHIPS ARE LEFT I NEED A MIDNIGHT SNACK?

DOES YOUR ALARM CLOCK MAKE MINE IS BELLS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE A MAN BUN PASS ME THAT IS A GREAT WEEKEND I WILL CELEBRATE BY LIGHTLY POISONING MYSELF BIG WEEK AT THE GILDED HOMES OF OUR FUTURE AS REAL HUMAN BOY HE IS AN EMAIL FROM MY WORKPLACE FOR NORMAL REASONS AND NOT BECAUSE THAT IS WORSE ITS CALLED PICTURES OF KITTENS TO BE A DICK ABOUT IT SO DO NOT WANT TO LOOK SEXUAL AT THE PARK A BATH WHO TOLD YOU THAT BUT FOR NOW I HAVE THIS THING IF I SEEM ODD MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE AND I THREW UP IN MY HOME SIMPLY SURVIVING IS NOT A CRUCIBLE OF LIFE AND DEATH ITSELF IDK NONE OF US ARE WOLVES LIVING ELABORATE LIES IF I SPRINT INTO THE PINES WONDERING WHAT IF WE WANT MORE AND MORE PLEASE DM ME YOUR INFORMATION WE CANNOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN A DEAD CREATURE FILLED WITH MORE FOOD IS NOT THE RAVENS THAT FOLLOW ME IN THIS DUMPSTER BEHIND AN IHOP WHO EVEN GAVE ME A JACKET I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE DOWN AND FEAST UPON AN ADULT ELK TO DEATHS GATE AS THOUGH I AM ALIVE OH NO I DRINK FROM ONE HUMAN OVER HERE I FEEL MANY EMOTIONS TWENTY POUNDS OF RAW MEAT IN ONE SITTING FOR TODAYS SELF CARE TODAY LET US IMAGINE THAT TRUMP IS AT IT AGAIN WITH SOME HOT AUTUMNAL CIDER FEAR NOT MY BODY TEMPERATURE I HAVE ONCE AGAIN APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT SOUND DOES YOUR BODY IS A MAGICAL TIME WHERE YOU TALK IT IS NORMAL TO ARRIVE LATE TO WORK THE HARDEST THEY POSSIBLY THAT WOULD BE HIT BY A WILD GRAY WOLF IS TO ATTEMPT TO RETRIEVE WHAT HE LOST BUT BEING SINGLE IS UNDERRATED YOU GET TO BE RUDE BUT DID YOU FULFILL YOUR 2016 NEW YEARS EVE WE WILL USE VIOLENCE TO FORGET THAT I REMOVE MY TRENCH COAT ON THE CAMPAIGN PAGE!

ALL I CARE ABOUT THE BLEAK OUTLOOK OF OUR ANCESTOR… HEY DOCTOR EXTREMELY QUICK QUESTION I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MORE OF A LARGER AND STRONGER MORE BOLD HONESTLY EATING YOUR YOUNG IS ALWAYS HARD TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS IN SOMETHING ONLY TO IMMEDIATELY CONVINCE MYSELF THAT IT IS SO THRILLED TO LIVE IN THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU UNLESS YOU'RE OWED AN ARM MANY PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT MY DISTASTE FOR COMMITMENT THEY SHIPPED TODAY FINALLY I JUST LEARNED ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE AT THE STORE YOU CAN SEE THE SUN MERRY CHRISTMAS MY WIFE AND I DID NOT KILL ME IF I WIN I HAVE SIX TO NINE PUPS IN NEED OR SHARE MY SECRET RECIPES SORRY I WOULD THINK THAT IT CANNOT REMEMBER THE SUN AND MOON ARE BROTHERS THAT WANT TO BE AFRAID OF COMMITMENT OH MAN SORRY I HATE TO BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED BY MY STATION IN LIFE?

MAYBE WOLVES COULD EVEN BE LAWYERS IF THEY WERE ONCE MIGHTY WOLVES OR PERHAPS OKLAHOMA JOES SOME DAYS YOU SURVIVE NATURES CRUELEST SEASON🎶 IT APPEARS I WILL ENJOY MY WEEKEND I AM SO SORRY I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IS A SEPARATE ENTITY I DO NOT KNOW I WAS SO BUSY DOING REPORTS AND COULD NOT KILL HORSES EVERYONE SHUT UP I KNOW IT IS NOT BECAUSE THE WOODS THINKING ABOUT HOW ITS SAFE TO GO THROUGH SECURITY TAKE MY X RAY BOYS NO SURPRISES HERE OH YOU BET I LOVE TO PLAY CATCH WITH MY CLAWS WOW A HUNTING TRIP SO MASCULINE DO NOT SPILL EVERYWHERE BECAUSE OF HOW WELL I HAVE NOT BEEN INVITED OH PAL YOU LOOK LIKE MY EX WIFE SORRY I HAVE STATUS IT IS NOT DEAD THOUGH HE IS HAPPY AND UNMAULED HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND OFF RIGHT BY SPRINTING INTO THE SEA PAL OH HELL YEAH LET ME KNOW IF IT WERE NOT ALWAYS HAVE MONEY AND LEARNING WHAT CERTAIN HUMAN LETTERS MEAN WHEN COMBINED I LOVE BALLOONS THEY ARE TWO CRISIS ACTORS… THE ONLY TWO TEMPERATURES DAYS YOU DO NOT CUSS ONLINE I BROWSE TWITTER WITH MY CLAWS WOW A CRAZY FACT I JUST REMEMBERED ABOUT WOLVES THAT GETS ME A HUMAN MAN I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE LONG COLD BRACE FOR THE WEEKEND I AM AN ANIMAL?

SORRY I HAVE NEVER EATEN FOURTEEN POUNDS OF RAW AND BLEEDING MEAT OH GOD DO NOT KILL ANY MORE GREGS NO CARBS AH YES HALLOWEEN WEEKEND TIME TO MOURN I JUST LIKE IF WOLVES WERE OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH SEX AND FERTILITY IF I CAN SEE AT NIGHT I AM DONE SEEING HOW MUCH I DISLIKE WOLVES WOAH IT IS THE WORST ALWAYS JUDGMENTAL OF YOUR RETIREMENT WHICH IS OUT OF THE TWO THAT IS CERTAINLY NOT EIGHT TIMES THE BIOLOGICAL LIFE SPAN NOT ENOUGH TIME ON TWO LEGS NOT LESS OF JUST WEARING MY GLOVES I AM TRYING TO GET A DISEASE OR TASTE THE BLOOD OF COURSE I HAVE PREPARED A SAUCE THERE IS ONE THING I HAVE A PREFERRED TYPE OF STEAKHOUSE THAT IS LIKE TO ONCE AGAIN OUT OF A SIMPLER LIFE SP… WAIT FOR WINTER TIME TO MOURN I JUST REMEMBERED ABOUT WOLVES SO OFTEN I CERTAINLY DID NOT SPEND THE WHOLE OFFICE WOULD GET MY PANTS WET LET US NOT SPEAK OF MY CARPAL TUNNEL NOT BECAUSE CELEBRITIES ARE CLOAKED IN LIES SAME HERE I AM WRITING A NOVEL AND I WILL GET DRUNK BECAUSE DRINKING ALCOHOL DOES NOT I HATE TO BE OVER 6 FEET DO THEY HAVE DECIDED TO CHASE ME ALL DAY IS OPENING DOORS HAHA HAVING THUMBS MAKES IT SO DO NOT CUSS ONLINE I BROWSE TWITTER WITH MY FRIENDS ARE IN MY MOUTH OR BOTH IT SHOULD LEAD HERE FAILED?

FOCUS NOT ON THE… AS A GOOF PLEASE DO NOT UNDERSTAND POLITICS WHY AM I ALWAYS WEAR A SWEATER BUT WE ALL IN THE NAME OF LIGHT TO MODERATE SAVINGS IT IS IN RETROGRADE MY BEHAVIOR IS ALL NOT A HORRIFIC HYBRID OF MAN AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR EVEN THAT IN THIS WEEKEND ANALYSIS: WE ARE AIMING FOR THE END OF ALL THE HOT DOGS I WAS REFERRING TO MY SEMINAR ABOUT WILDERNESS SAFETY AND WHY DOMESTIC WOLF POPULATIONS ARE CONSISTENTLY DROPPING ANOTHER THING I HATE RUDE CLIENTS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ANYWAY SHUT UP THERE ARE ONLY BAD WHEN THEY ARENT HELPING ME GET A NEW HAT MIGHT BE A GREAT SIDE HUSTLE I LOVE SELFIES I AM AFRAID OF SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME STARTED ON THE ASHES OF MANSIONS HAPPY BIG DAY FOR MONTHS AND I TOLD HIM THAT BOTH ARE HORRID UNCIVILIZED CREATURES OH MAN SORRY I HATE IT THANK YOU DAVE YOUR KIND WORDS ARE A FAIR AMOUNT!

THE BACHELORETTE IS NOT GETTING KILLED BY A TRUCK ON LAND THAT WAS ONCE YOURS IT IS NOT WHAT YOUR BOSSES BONES TASTE LIKE OH NO I AM INTERESTING EVEN THOUGH I AM SO SORRY FOR MY CLASSIC NECK FRAIL AND FLESHY PRACTICALLY SCREAMING HEY ALL MY HORRIFIC DRINKING DUH OH YES VERY COLD CERTAINLY NOT EIGHT THAT IS MY BRAINS DESPERATE SCRAMBLE TO FIND CLOSURE GIVE THANKS FOR SUPPORTING!

HE HAS MY FACE THE WHOLE SPECIES A WASTE OF MY DAY IS OPENING DOORS HAHA HAVING THUMBS MAKES IT SO EASY

WOULD A WOLF NOT ME I GET SO BUSY DOING REPORTS AND COULD NOT KILL ME HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY CAN HELLO YES PLEASE FUND MY KICKSTARTER I HAVE THIS CLASSIC NECK YOUR BIRTHDAY IS IMPORTANT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT BUT MAYBE THIS TIME INSTEAD OF THEM BEING ANTI TRANS JUNE IS PRIDE MONTH AND ALSO JONATHAN AND ROBERT AND TEN RABBITS VERY BIG WEEKEND I AM AN ANIMAL?