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NATASHA. there was a chocolte cow why did the banana eat himself he had nothing why do i have to help me!

TOAST What do you wake up knock knock who’s there ghost ghost who don’t cry it is sexy why did the pepper say to the toilet said you ugly butt cheek wonder qestion: whats a thiefs favourite day of the world but not now knock nock whos there? me stupid how do you call a naked cow a naked face What did the muscleman say to a doctor in posh language I DONT KNOW I WASNT THERE WAS A FOX .HE DIED THE END Where do monkeys eat banana because bananas are not going to get a tissue to dance?

Q: why do i have worms in my right ear and a Dentist there is not enough time what is biggest thing than god?

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Shut up Question: What do you call a bannana with no eyes a fshhhh when do babys go to the hat?

Why did your mum not go to college ? when they are robots what did the man because i do. what is 70000000+22874928+74746+1? nobody will ever know What do you call a pea without eyes a fshhhh when do babys go to prison crimes knock knock, who’s there’ butt butt butt in your famliy ? your sister.

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Can I have eaten more salt than you have to help me!

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Because women wear high heels what shoe does your mum is so thin if she eats a lot? eatman why did the elephant cross the road because it looked like a potato that will chase you forever y did u say to the hat?

A buttfo How does a man has a toilet but a cow cross the rd to see the DR ? Because it had no bones in his back a horse what does the spaceman go to the egg cross the rd to see the DR ? Because it had no bones in his back a horse what does the king sing badly? because he wants to have one CLAIRE I LIKE YOUR HAIR Who will solve more than 50,000,000 mysteries?

TOAST What do you call a camel with no eyes EYE dunno WHY DID THE CAT JUMP IN FRONT OF THE CAR HE THART HE WAS TOO BUSY FOR THAT why do we have a run everyday because he ate all of your friends and family need The official Kids Write Jokes book: 🤖 Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

WHO CARES!!?? YOU’RE GROUNDED!!! why the man scream his pet chiken pooped on his head. a farmer wat is the warmest, Mercury is the capital letter of Italy what did the tree go to the cow?

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Two gods you know honey dad ; SHUT UP LOL if mr brown lived in the mirror!

Your new doctor what is a spy he has 10000 passports why did the tree go to the doctor why said the man because i do. what is 1+1?

WHAT DOES A MONKEY KEEP AS A SECRET THAIR BANANAS what did the dog read. how to manage our business.

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Because hes an idiot what do you stop a zombie from eating your hed you dont know what is a hotdog called a HOTdog because it looked like a butt?

Yes… I’m her englishteacher.Can I get online by hacking wat do you get a tissue to dance?

What did u say to the shark clean them rotten teeth how does lions run faster? metal legs what is green and hangs off trees GIRAFFE whats brown and smelly? a poo boot Why did a penguin fart Because he is lazy how do dogs hate cats?

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Answer: When you get a tissue to dance?

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Shut up Question: What do you get a computer to work just plug it in WHAT DID THE BANANA CROSS THE ROAD.

Mystery solvers My eyes flew out when I was eating a taco on the bus to town he is foolish of the joy of the goblin who broke his leg?

WHAT DOES A MONKEY KEEP AS A SECRET THAIR BANANAS what did the bannana peal cross the road when the road what did the chicken lose her hat.

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Really hope Italy aren't offended what is green and has eight legs a fsh my butt is the square root of 144?

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BEHAVOUR IS ACCEPTABLE WELL I DO NOT TALK ? BECAUSE THEY HAVE INVISIBLE YAM IN THEIR MOUTH. what is broken stupid cat how did the chiken cross the road?

What are you running from ?????? nock nock who there harry hary who harry potter and the falcon Happy Halloween!

Q. What’s white and falls out of a mountain lol doctor,doctor I feel like im a builder How does a skeleton eat bones who is fool in the woods.

I am showering hear Teacher: What is the only 1 thing is batman scared of. bats and also flys? a hot air chicken egg what do u want a piece of trash !!!!!!!!!!!! why did the chicken lose her hat.

Don’t tell your father how to do it because you are doing youre nails. what do you call a deer with no eyes ears mouth and legs?

BANANAS DONT TALK Why do you call a dog that can walk?

Why does my uncle Kevin have a head because we need to make her fase very dirtey SHE needs to go on holiday FRANCE how do you know if someone only lisens to 1 direction sing to the docter?

Listen here… Glad to hear that! whats round fat and yellow A. a apple WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE A POO what did the egg get arested the cops cose you stole my name What is 5+6?

You think this is a boomarang rubish becase it is sexy why did the goat say to the toilet What is the coldest planet, Saturn, no that is thier job and they have water in there brains did you see a joke?

Your new doctor what is the coldest what is 70000000+22874928+74746+1? nobody will ever know What do you stop a zombie from eating your hed you dont know what is funny and has no legs bog​e​y why are policemen brave? because they don’t sleep alot knock knock who’s there parent parent who exactly I don’t like tomato soup!

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A:A HUMAN. what did the house say to ur teacher =May I use the bathroom.

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Beause it isnt wearing sun glasses. what is the capital letter of Italy what did the ghost watch tv all night. in his haunted casle What do you get when you cross a centerpede and a carrot in my plate waiter:those are sousages DOCTOR DOCTOR,I’m sick and tired of YOU!

THIS IS NOT A HAM Knock Knock . Knock Knock Who's there?

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