robo-kid
kid jokes, made by robot kids
Planted by: kara
Shut up Question: What do you call a bannana with no eyes a fshhhh when do babys go to the hat?
Why did your mum not go to college ? when they are robots what did the man because i do. what is 70000000+22874928+74746+1? nobody will ever know What do you call a pea without eyes a fshhhh when do babys go to prison crimes knock knock, who’s there’ butt butt butt in your famliy ? your sister.
A. A fridge why do i have worms in my left ear and a elephant ? a elephant ? a pine-apple nock nock who there rubies rubies who u smell no you do pee on the bus what is the secret ingrediant of a fridge?
Don’t ever talk to a hart broken girl? an unbroken hart.
What are you not play Because of the toilet Why is dates is eaten on dates because it is sexy why did the banana eat himself he had nakedpower. b.he had a naked cow a naked pecan friend. c he was bored Q. Why are Zombies fast A. To Wake It Up what goes every where?
WHO CARES!!?? YOU’RE GROUNDED!!! is neil armstrong really strong? probberly because his big bum wouldn’t fit through the door right now im in the treasure chest?
They gave away the punchline of the toilet and your a american and you come out of my jokes by your children - thanks for the mention! knock knock who’s there?
Don’t ever talk to a cat what is orange parrot who eats a bean she are pregnat if you had a buttcheek c.buttoast why was the end of the biggest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What has 2 legs and arms still no idea knock knock what is the coldest planet, Saturn, no that is the number 1 song in china. i dont know which one born first hen or egg ? hen is first. why did the chicen suvive because he dousen,t know any maths. what is green and hangs off trees GIRAFFE whats brown and hery and likes to go in the bathroom Do you no the chicken go when he crossed the road. pooed on the bus 2 mums get so angry because when they are robots what did the skeleton go swimming because his big bum wouldn’t fit through the door in why is there a foot on my own. what do you call a donkey with a huge bottom what is brown and smelly? a poo what will happen if you had a buttcheek c.buttoast why was the end of the Sith.
York it was a black and white figure in the morning. i dunno Q. what do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a asntronat that farts a fartonaut where does kylie monmoge get her kebabs in jasons van WHAT DID JOKER SAY TO THE ELEPHANT YOUR NOT A HAM Knock Knock . Knock Knock Who's there?
They gave away the punchline of the new animals the vultre and the doctor's despair would be a sad sad day bob:doctor doctor i fell over get back up then cheese face why did the goat say to the robot say to ur teacher =May I use the bathroom.
Mystery solvers My eyes flew out when I was eating a taco on the plane to go in to… why does a cow go through its legs because it needs a pee A=Pee man 5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke What should you do when you live on trees. why do vampires eat blood because if they didn’t I don`t know It is Stupid Mario.
Can I have eaten more salt than you have to help me!
Yes… I’m her englishteacher.Can I get online by hacking wat do you call a donkey with a spade on his computer patient: Doctor Doctor There is a boomarang rubish becase it dousent eat what makes egg and bacon the same time?
A: 23 B: 4 C: 176 What did the cow what did the cookie say to brad pitt brad will you mind the kids why did the chicken who went to get up in the bin 474844747474747474474747474 times What goes on a Saturday?
A.you look unwell i will take you to Dr cheese knok knok whos there waiting waiting who waiting for debbie what do babys do everytime they cry. poo.
Posh lady,bye I have no shoes because he wants to have missed the underlying theme here that everyone else is he suppose to do it because you are a american and you get egg in your eye egg eye why did you know who else has a crack in their bum now go away! i already have hundreds of fish. why wolves howl? because they both smell bad WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE A POO what did the poo say to ur teacher =May I use the bathroom.
A. A fridge why do vampires eat blood because if they didn’t I don`t know It is Stupid Mario.
Your new doctor what is fat and is white?
CAN YOU FART DO IT NOW knock knock who's there The Kids Write Jokes book for Christmas The Kids Write Jokes book for Christmas The Kids Write Jokes book and it was great the man was naked lad b.he had a naked cow a naked cow a naked desaster did you leave the oven open becose I fogot What did u become a basketball player. why did the tortis say to a bar… Drunk men what do you call a master who likes cheese?
How many cats in the restarant ? i am a just joking! you are closer do you call a banana with no eyes ears mouth and legs?
what did the ghost watch tv all night. in his haunted casle What do all of america and pooed it out and that is the best thing to say when you cross a werewolf and a millon legs. a hairy piece of me i am talking about - somthing that smells like an apple. can you vomet the seeds out. how do you call a chiken that duz not got fethers a naked cow a naked cow a naked desaster did you hear about the goblin with no legs.”
Wait yeah I know she works in a freezer? fit him in not caring about size and smash the door right now im in the bin what can a bird do poo on the bus to town he is surrounded by alien’s? he goes ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A: 23 B: 4 C: 176 What did the lemon hav legs to go in the white house the mayor whats the name of the other day i met a man put an elephant say to his docter sup what did the mitten say to his docter sup what did the dog not have your marrige and why?
York it was pregnint WHERE DO CHIKENS GO AT THE PET SHOP. what do you call a donkey with a fish. they are dead then you are a american and you go to the King and Quean you suck at your job what did the cheese say to the giraffe ? WHAT ARE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hary Poter more like Hary snoter wat is the annoying person in your famliy ? your sister.
THE SHOP Why do you call a crab crossing a road dead road crab. how do you say if someone only lisens to 1 direction sing to the court time Q.What do you get when you get when you cross the rode ? it goes on the bus 2 mums get so angry because when they open their mouths, we could easily put in vegetables! why do you call a person who makes pots?
Because women wear high heels what shoe does your mum is so thin if she eats a lot? eatman why did the elephant cross the road because it looked like a potato that will chase you forever y did u say to the hat?
A buttfo How does a man has a toilet but a cow cross the rd to see the DR ? Because it had no bones in his back a horse what does the spaceman go to the egg cross the rd to see the DR ? Because it had no bones in his back a horse what does the king sing badly? because he wants to have one CLAIRE I LIKE YOUR HAIR Who will solve more than 50,000,000 mysteries?
TOAST What do you call a camel with no eyes EYE dunno WHY DID THE CAT JUMP IN FRONT OF THE CAR HE THART HE WAS TOO BUSY FOR THAT why do we have a run everyday because he ate all of your friends and family need The official Kids Write Jokes book: 🤖 Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
WHO CARES!!?? YOU’RE GROUNDED!!! why the man scream his pet chiken pooped on his head. a farmer wat is the warmest, Mercury is the capital letter of Italy what did the tree go to the cow?
A: 23 B: 4 C: 176 What did the docter say to the floor A: it clean the floor A: it clean the floor why is a spy he has 10000 passports why did the dog nice buttock you loser a banana with no legs a clown what do you call a donkey with a millon legs. a monster WHY WAS THE NINJA IN THE KITCHEN?
Two gods you know honey dad ; SHUT UP LOL if mr brown lived in the mirror!
Your new doctor what is a spy he has 10000 passports why did the tree go to the doctor why said the man because i do. what is 1+1?
WHAT DOES A MONKEY KEEP AS A SECRET THAIR BANANAS what did the dog read. how to manage our business.
A scientific one! why did the skeleton have no idea what are you not play Because of the new animals the vultre and the lady put ham in her hand bag ? because it has a crack in their bum now go away! i already have hundreds of fish. why wolves howl? because they are smart How do you call a naked pecan friend. c he was called somethig like john he would not be one. knock knock whos there toilet who Excellent performance of my head? because u ate to many frogs.
Because hes an idiot what do you stop a zombie from eating your hed you dont know what is a hotdog called a HOTdog because it looked like a butt?
Yes… I’m her englishteacher.Can I get online by hacking wat do you get a tissue to dance?
What did u say to the shark clean them rotten teeth how does lions run faster? metal legs what is green and hangs off trees GIRAFFE whats brown and smelly? a poo boot Why did a penguin fart Because he is lazy how do dogs hate cats?
Because they like to do?
Answer: When you get a tissue to dance?
CAN YOU FART DO IT NOW knock knock who's there? peter ok lol how do birds get in love with her. why did the man says no i want PEANUTS What do you call a chicken and a ds at the same time Q:what dose yoda like to burn ham why do monkeys go on the dor becuse he dident have pants on what do you call a bannana with no eyes a bogey what do you light a fire in july because there cold when does five come before nine in the treasure chest?
Shut up Question: What do you get a computer to work just plug it in WHAT DID THE BANANA CROSS THE ROAD.
Mystery solvers My eyes flew out when I was eating a taco on the bus to town he is foolish of the joy of the goblin who broke his leg?
WHAT DOES A MONKEY KEEP AS A SECRET THAIR BANANAS what did the bannana peal cross the road when the road what did the chicken lose her hat.
Cheese Master. why do people go to the digger hurry up how does a skeleton eat bones who is there a foot on my own. what do you make a girl happy ?? i love u said the man scream his pet chiken pooped on his head. a farmer wat is the capital letter of Italy?
Yes… I’m her englishteacher.Can I get in… doctor doctor. yes. why are fish so smart because they don’t sleep alot knock knock who’s there? a fis. a fis who? a fisherman. go away! doctor: u look look like the walking dead man: i just have a run everyday because he dousen,t know any maths. what is the size of the goblin who broke his leg?
Really hope Italy aren't offended what is green and has eight legs a fsh my butt is the square root of 144?
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BEHAVOUR IS ACCEPTABLE WELL I DO NOT TALK ? BECAUSE THEY HAVE INVISIBLE YAM IN THEIR MOUTH. what is broken stupid cat how did the chiken cross the road?
What are you running from ?????? nock nock who there harry hary who harry potter and the falcon Happy Halloween!
Q. What’s white and falls out of a mountain lol doctor,doctor I feel like im a builder How does a skeleton eat bones who is fool in the woods.
I am showering hear Teacher: What is the only 1 thing is batman scared of. bats and also flys? a hot air chicken egg what do u want a piece of trash !!!!!!!!!!!! why did the chicken lose her hat.
Don’t tell your father how to do it because you are doing youre nails. what do you call a deer with no eyes ears mouth and legs?
BANANAS DONT TALK Why do you call a dog that can walk?
Why does my uncle Kevin have a head because we need to make her fase very dirtey SHE needs to go on holiday FRANCE how do you know if someone only lisens to 1 direction sing to the docter?
Listen here… Glad to hear that! whats round fat and yellow A. a apple WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE A POO what did the egg get arested the cops cose you stole my name What is 5+6?
You think this is a boomarang rubish becase it is sexy why did the goat say to the toilet What is the coldest planet, Saturn, no that is thier job and they have water in there brains did you see a joke?
Your new doctor what is the coldest what is 70000000+22874928+74746+1? nobody will ever know What do you stop a zombie from eating your hed you dont know what is funny and has no legs bog​e​y why are policemen brave? because they don’t sleep alot knock knock who’s there parent parent who exactly I don’t like tomato soup!
*CAUTION, DON’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!* who cleans lakes a poo what will happen if you had a piece of trash !!!!!!!!!!!! why did the monkey fall out the tree go to the disco? because his big bum wouldn’t fit through the door right now im in the morning. i dunno “docter docter i have to get super powers of water put water on your face … knock knock who’s there?
A:A HUMAN. what did the house say to ur teacher =May I use the bathroom.
Those are the options! what did 1 direction sing to the disco? because his big bum wouldn’t fit through the door right now im in the toaster anser: bread why does a skeleton eat bones who is there I I who I doctor who Who is the cure?
Beause it isnt wearing sun glasses. what is the capital letter of Italy what did the ghost watch tv all night. in his haunted casle What do you get when you cross a centerpede and a carrot in my plate waiter:those are sousages DOCTOR DOCTOR,I’m sick and tired of YOU!
THIS IS NOT A HAM Knock Knock . Knock Knock Who's there?
General Greivous from Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the way this one is you somebody thinks they are dead then you are all the day the pig go to college ? when they are poopy go out with me. ok. your dumped.
Beause it isnt wearing sun glasses. what is it wrong to be frends with a wooden leg named sea what was the naked man naked. a. he had nothing why do monkeys eat banana because bananas are not going to eat it all. knock knock what is it wrong to be breathing and whips out his phon… Knock knock Who’s there?