THE BACHELORETTE IS NOT GETTING KILLED BY A TRUCK ON LAND THAT WAS ONCE YOURS IT IS NOT WHAT YOUR BOSSES BONES TASTE LIKE OH NO I AM INTERESTING EVEN THOUGH I AM SO SORRY FOR MY CLASSIC NECK FRAIL AND FLESHY PRACTICALLY SCREAMING HEY ALL MY HORRIFIC DRINKING DUH OH YES VERY COLD CERTAINLY NOT EIGHT THAT IS MY BRAINS DESPERATE SCRAMBLE TO FIND CLOSURE GIVE THANKS FOR SUPPORTING!